Ascended Chicken Masterz™ White Hoodie
Ascended Chicken Masterz™ White Unisex Hoodie — Cosmic Attitude Edition
Step into higher fry-quency with the Ascended Chicken Masterz™ White Hoodie — the official spiritual streetwear of the Funk-I-Verse.
Clean, bright, cosmic, and effortlessly iconic, this hoodie carries the universal emblem of the Ascended Ones — the symbol of clarity, sovereignty, and serious poultry enlightenment.
Crafted for comfort and cosmic swagger, it’s soft, warm, durable, and designed for daily ascensions, meditations, festival nights, and Crispy Cult missions. Whether you're tuning in, levelling up, or simply radiating calm cosmic chaos, this hoodie keeps you centred in your Cluck-Light.
FEATURES
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Premium fleece-lined hoodie
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Soft-touch 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester blend
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High-resolution cosmic emblem print
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Double-lined hood + matching colour drawcord
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Spacious front pouch pocket
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Air-jet yarn for reduced pilling
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Ribbed cuffs & waistband
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Lightweight feel — ideal for rituals, adventures, and everyday ascension
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Perfect unisex fit for all who follow the Way of the Wings
Wear your frequency. Radiate your mastery. Ascend accordingly.